Well, crap. Eagles, Pats. No thank you, sir. I do not want a bowl of your porridge. It will take a lot more to entice me to enter your van. I’m looking for more of a solid food option, maybe some veal or beef stroganoff. I don’t think I’ve ever had beef stroganoff. How is it? It sounds kind of expensive but at the same time, trashy. Kind of like Lindsay Lohan. Man, she used to be a total smoke show. My puberty ran congruent with Lindsay Lohan’s rise from cute little duplicate from “Parent Trap”( if that’s not amazing talent, playing two characters who look the same but are different, ohh boy, I don’t know what is) to this. You’re welcome.